Tesla Chair FMS: Because Laughing, Jumping & Sneezing Shouldn’t Come With Leaks

Let’s Talk About the “Unmentionables”

Ladies, let’s get real for a second.

• Ever crossed your legs before a big sneeze?
  
• Laughed so hard you worried you’d need a change of underwear?
  
• Skipped jumping jacks at the gym because… well, you know why?

If you answered yes, you are so not alone. In fact, millions of women (and men, too) quietly deal with bladder leaks, weak pelvic floors, and the embarrassment that comes with it. Yet most of us suffer in silence, thinking it’s “just part of getting older” or “what happens after babies.”

But here’s the truth: it doesn’t have to be this way.

At Body Catalyst, we see women every day who thought they had to give up running, or dancing, or even laughing freely with friends. Tesla Chair FMS is here to prove otherwise.

Why the Pelvic Floor Matters

Your pelvic floor is like a hammock of muscles that holds everything together—bladder, bowel, uterus. When strong, it supports continence, posture, and even sexual function.

When weak? Cue leaks, laxity, discomfort, and a lot of frustration. For many women, it shows up after pregnancy, during perimenopause and menopause, or simply with time.

We joke about it—“don’t make me laugh, I’ll pee!”—but behind the humour, it chips away at confidence, freedom, and quality of life.

Why Kegels Aren’t Enough

Kegels are the “official” answer you hear everywhere. But let’s be honest:

• They’re boring.
  
• They’re easy to forget.
  
• And most women aren’t even sure if they’re doing them right.

In fact, studies show up to 50% of women contract the wrong muscles when trying Kegels—clenching abs or glutes instead of the pelvic floor. It’s like trying to strengthen your arms by shrugging your shoulders.

That’s why so many women feel like Kegels don’t work. Because for most of us? They don’t.

The Game Changer

Tesla Chair uses Functional Magnetic Stimulation (FMS) to generate strong magnetic fields that penetrate deep into the pelvic floor, triggering involuntary contractions—thousands of them.

We’re talking 75,000+ supramaximal contractions in a single 30-minute session. That’s more than 12 months’ worth of Kegels, done while you sit fully clothed in a chair.

No sweat, no awkward probes, no “am I doing this right?” Just sit back, scroll Instagram, and let Tesla Chair do the heavy lifting.

Why Tesla Chair Is Better Than the Alternatives

• Kegels: Great in theory, unreliable in practice. Most women give up because they can’t feel results.
  
• EMS Pads or Probes: Shallow stimulation, often uncomfortable. And really—who wants to deal with inserting probes?
  
• Cheap Magnetic Chairs: Not all “pelvic chairs” are Tesla Chair. Many are knock-offs with weaker intensity, shorter programs, and no regulatory approval. Clients often say, “It just felt like a gentle buzz—nothing happened.”

Tesla Chair is TGA-approved, medical-grade, and delivers the intensity and consistency needed to create real, lasting change.

Why Cheap Clinics Charge Less: They Cut Corners

Here’s a little industry secret: some clinics can charge bargain prices because they underdeliver the treatment.

Tesla Chair programs should last 28 minutes at therapeutic intensity, delivering thousands of contractions. But discount providers often:

• Dial down the intensity so it feels easier (and does less)
  
• Run shorter cycles to fit more clients into the day
  
• Skip progression protocols that build strength safely

It’s like going to a gym where the trainer hands you toy weights. You’ll feel like you “worked out,” but your muscles won’t actually change.

At Body Catalyst, we never cut corners. Every session is run to the correct duration, intensity, and progression—because your pelvic health is too important for shortcuts.

Real Women, Real Relief

“After my second child, I couldn’t run without leaks. I felt embarrassed and old before my time. Six Tesla Chair sessions later, I ran around the park with my kids—no leaks, no stress. It changed everything.”

“I used to joke with my friends about crossing my legs before sneezing. But inside, I hated it. After Tesla Chair, I laugh freely again. It feels like I got my life back.”

“I’d tried Kegels for years with no success. Honestly, I thought nothing would ever work. Then Tesla Chair gave me results in weeks. It was the first time I felt hope again.”

Why Body Catalyst?

Tesla Chair is powerful technology—but results depend on how it’s delivered. Here’s why Body Catalyst is the best place to experience it:

• 10+ Years, 40,000+ Transformations
  We’ve helped tens of thousands of women (and men) achieve results. You’re in safe, experienced hands.
  
• We Get It
  We understand the embarrassment, the jokes that aren’t funny, the frustration of “just put up with it.” We create a safe, judgment-free space where you can finally talk openly.
  
• TGA-Approved Devices Only
  We refuse to use knock-offs or unapproved imports. You deserve only the safest, most effective technology.
  
• Trained, Compassionate Therapists
  Our team isn’t just technically skilled—they’re supportive, empathetic, and genuinely care. They’ll guide you every step of the way.
  
• We Don’t Cut Corners
  Every Tesla Chair session is delivered in full—full intensity, full program, full results.
  
• Holistic Approach
  We often combine Tesla Chair with other treatments like TeslaFormer or body contouring to enhance overall strength and confidence.

You Don’t Have to Suffer in Silence

For too long, women have been told that pelvic floor issues are something to accept. That leaks are “just what happens after kids” or “part of getting older.”

But here’s the truth: you don’t have to just live with it.

Tesla Chair is giving women their freedom back. The freedom to run, jump, laugh, sneeze, and live without embarrassment. The freedom to feel confident in their bodies again.

And maybe most importantly—the freedom to talk about it openly, without shame.

The True Cost of Doing Nothing

Leaking when you sneeze might feel small now, but untreated pelvic floor weakness can progress into bigger issues: prolapse, chronic discomfort, loss of independence.

Investing in your pelvic health today means confidence, comfort, and freedom tomorrow.

The Power to Take Back Control

Tesla Chair isn’t just about strengthening muscles. It’s about giving women their lives back—freedom, confidence, and dignity.

Because running, jumping, laughing, or sneezing should bring joy, not anxiety.

At Body Catalyst, we combine Tesla Chair’s powerful FMS technology with expert care, safe protocols, and the understanding that you don’t have to suffer in silence.

It’s time to say goodbye to embarrassment and hello to confidence.

Ready to stop crossing your legs every time you laugh or sneeze?

Book a complimentary consultation today and discover how Tesla Chair at Body Catalyst can help you reclaim your strength, confidence, and freedom.